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The Nordics, except for Mathias, went out grocery shopping.
They left you and Denmark in the mansion because sometimes,
you and Mathias do the strangest things when it comes to
grocery shopping. So they decided to leave you two in the
mansion instead.

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"I bet when we come in, everything's a mess," Emil sighed and
opened the front door.

To their surprise, everything was clean.. and quiet.. too quiet.

"Should we really do this?" They heard your voice coming from
your room.


"Quit stalling!" They heard Mathias this time. The four Nordics
kept silent to hear your conversation.


"I know.. but I'm scared," you said, "I've heard that it really
hurts."


"Ahh.. I'll just do it anyway!"


"Wai- OW! MATHIAS, STOP!"


"You don't have to scream!"


"OW!" They heard you scream and whimper.


"Stop being such a baby, ____!"


"OMG! I'm bleeding?!"


"That's normal! Now shush."


"I can't take it anymo- OW! OW!"


"I just started!"


"Just wait!"


"Fine. But trust me, you'll feel better later."


...


"Ok.. go."


"Ugh.. stay still! Do you want to be a woman or not?!
Let me finish!"


Tino couldn't bear hearing it anymore, he ran to the room
and barged in. "____!!"


The other 3 followed Tino, and they saw you and Mathias
.. on the floor.
.. with waxing paper.


"I'M A CRIPPLE!" You complained lying on your back, trying
not to move your red sore legs.


"For a second there I thought you guys were.." Tino gulped, holding
his shirt.


"Huh? OH! Why didn't I think of that while you guys were away?!"


"Don't even try." Lukas pulled Mathias by the collar.






"My precious leeegs," you cried as you cradled your knees, rocking back
and forth.
:iconwthenglandplz: WTH DID I JUST TYPE

Yes.. waxing is an extremely painful process.
THE HORRORS OF THE ABYSS

Thank you for wasting your time just to read this :iconohohoplz:




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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
oh god i can't stop laughing:D...and don't get me started on the horrors of waxing
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:iconthechristmasllama:
thechristmasllama Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew something was off but I didn't suspect this,

Jesus
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illdoitforbaltimore Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I knew where this was going from the start Dignity laugh but this was amazing and that would so be me while getting my legs waxed omg "my precious leeeegs"
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *wipes tear from eye while rolling on floor laughing*
so knew where this was going, I was waiting to see what the other Nordics would do xD
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:iconmadame-north:
madame-North Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Welp, let me clean up my accidental nosebleed...
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:iconotaku1012:
otaku1012 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
well my thoughts were going in the wrong direction
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
*rocks in a corner* Stay away from my legs.
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:iconstrikerstar01:
Strikerstar01 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
I was thinking that me and Mathis where like playing a game or something (not that kind of game I mean like catch the knife)
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:iconkattisdere:
KattIsDere Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
....................oh gob................
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
when I started reading it I was just like "My good God... What the f*ck am I reading...?"
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Cielfan349895 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i don't know what i just read but now i wan't to see the look on iceland's face when he saw that
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:iconkjxyz1234-gmail:
kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Denmark?!?!?? Why i thought we were friends :(
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:iconyourminenow:
Yourminenow Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
....Danmark why you do dat?! IT HUUUUURRRRRTTTTTTTT QAQ
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:iconfrodo090:
Frodo090 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
HA ha silly Denmark that's not how you get girls
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:icontecna-assassin13:
Tecna-assassin13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This tells u one thing; EVERYONE HAS A DRRRRTY MIND
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IKR :iconhurrplz:
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:icontecna-assassin13:
Tecna-assassin13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank god i am an asian. We have, like, hairless legs and arms. So never in my life do i have to shave!
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:iconlozgamer316:
LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:( I'm Asian and I have a (slight) mustache
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
Lmao I get used to that by now. Doesn't really hurt as much XD I'll probably swear like Romano XD
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:icondoitsuiwantpasta:
DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD:
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:iconlaserpancake:
LaserPancake Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
trolling level over 9000 :D
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:iconhetalia1234567891011:
hetalia1234567891011 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^_^ Lolooololo_O
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:iconsmellyhippy98:
SmellyHippy98 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
:iconwthenglandplz: This was awesome!!
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:iconplutodemonhoundsgirl:
PlutoDemonHoundsGirl Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconwthenglandplz: don't even think about it mathias.
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:iconmoot3100:
moot3100 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
MY LEGS~
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:iconprincessangst:
PrincessAngst Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
UGLY GUFFAW
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
After my mom waxed my eye brows for the first time, i never waxed them again...that was 2 years ago, and now my mom is gonna wax my legs tomorrow...everybody, i am soon to be a cripple!
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*hat off*

May the gods have mercy on your soul :iconsaluteplz:
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you. My legs hurt like hell.
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:iconilovesp4evar:
ILOVESP4EVAR Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Dafuq did I just read?! xD :iconcannotevenplz:
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconyayamericalegplz: Leg shaving! 8D
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:iconilovesp4evar:
ILOVESP4EVAR Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life xD
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:iconturquoisepandaaru:
turquoisepandaaru Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ERRMAHGERD! WHAT DID I THINK WAS HAPPENING! (SURIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW!)
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Innocent little soul :icontherethereplz: XD
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:iconlemonater:
Lemonater Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
hahaha i love misunderstandings like this lolololol
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So do I :iconmingflailplz:
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:iconlemonater:
Lemonater Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
:)
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:iconblackrosevine13:
blackrosevine13 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
This was really really really great just sayin
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongaywinkplz:
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:iconnicky-hetalia:
Nicky-Hetalia Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Oh the joys of waxing paper.....
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhappyderpplz: OH YES
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:iconnicky-hetalia:
Nicky-Hetalia Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
lol :)
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:iconimmaninjapplz:
ImmaNinjaPplz Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
Damn my pervy mind XD
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhurrhurrplz: Oh my..
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:iconimmaninjapplz:
ImmaNinjaPplz Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
I'm hoping I wasn't the only one XD
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're definitely not the only one XDD
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:icontrinachan:
TrinaChan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you son-of-a-... oh! waxing paper!... damn you really had me going there.
:clap:
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconohmaiplz:
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:iconxxask-wonderlandxx:
xxAsk-Wonderlandxx Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
my precious leeegs Q A Q
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:iconellenyan:
ElleNyan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsadcraiplz:
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