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The Nordics, except for Mathias, went out grocery shopping.
They left you and Denmark in the mansion because sometimes,
you and Mathias do the strangest things when it comes to
grocery shopping. So they decided to leave you two in the
mansion instead.

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"I bet when we come in, everything's a mess," Emil sighed and
opened the front door.

To their surprise, everything was clean.. and quiet.. too quiet.

"Should we really do this?" They heard your voice coming from
your room.


"Quit stalling!" They heard Mathias this time. The four Nordics
kept silent to hear your conversation.


"I know.. but I'm scared," you said, "I've heard that it really
hurts."


"Ahh.. I'll just do it anyway!"


"Wai- OW! MATHIAS, STOP!"


"You don't have to scream!"


"OW!" They heard you scream and whimper.


"Stop being such a baby, ____!"


"OMG! I'm bleeding?!"


"That's normal! Now shush."


"I can't take it anymo- OW! OW!"


"I just started!"


"Just wait!"


"Fine. But trust me, you'll feel better later."


...


"Ok.. go."


"Ugh.. stay still! Do you want to be a woman or not?!
Let me finish!"


Tino couldn't bear hearing it anymore, he ran to the room
and barged in. "____!!"


The other 3 followed Tino, and they saw you and Mathias
.. on the floor.
.. with waxing paper.


"I'M A CRIPPLE!" You complained lying on your back, trying
not to move your red sore legs.


"For a second there I thought you guys were.." Tino gulped, holding
his shirt.


"Huh? OH! Why didn't I think of that while you guys were away?!"


"Don't even try." Lukas pulled Mathias by the collar.






"My precious leeegs," you cried as you cradled your knees, rocking back
and forth.
:iconwthenglandplz: WTH DID I JUST TYPE

Yes.. waxing is an extremely painful process.
THE HORRORS OF THE ABYSS

Thank you for wasting your time just to read this :iconohohoplz:




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:iconmadame-north:
madame-North Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Welp, let me clean up my accidental nosebleed...
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otaku1012 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
well my thoughts were going in the wrong direction
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
*rocks in a corner* Stay away from my legs.
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Strikerstar01 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
I was thinking that me and Mathis where like playing a game or something (not that kind of game I mean like catch the knife)
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KattIsDere Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
....................oh gob................
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
when I started reading it I was just like "My good God... What the f*ck am I reading...?"
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Cielfan349895 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i don't know what i just read but now i wan't to see the look on iceland's face when he saw that
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kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Denmark?!?!?? Why i thought we were friends :(
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:iconyourminenow:
Yourminenow Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
....Danmark why you do dat?! IT HUUUUURRRRRTTTTTTTT QAQ
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Frodo090 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
HA ha silly Denmark that's not how you get girls
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