Dirty Things~EnglandxReader "Hehee.." "Stop it.." "Ehehehehehe.." "Stop...all of you!" "What if (your name) doesn't..." "THAT'S ENOUGH YOU WANKERS!"England, was preparing something special for you, on account it had been a full year since you two became friends. He invited you over for tea, and you were going to be over in almost an hour. Now, before this, some of his magical friends came by and decided to visit him. So far, things weren't working out. "But..Arthur.." "Be quiet!" Arthur began to pout before setting a tea bag into the pot he was using. He set up two cups on a nice try with little scones and biscuits. He smiled thinking of you enjoying them. He
I'm All Yours... Rock Star! England x Shy! ReaderI’mAll Yours… Rock Star! England x Shy! ReaderYou sat patiently tappingyour foot in rhythm with the bass of your favorite band of all time.Not only was it your favorite, but you were also best friends withthe lead singer, Arthur Kirkland. You smiled at the memory of meetinghim.*This flashback is broughtto you by England’s magical creatures*You had decided to get outfor some fresh air to (favorite public place). You hummed a quiettune as you sat down, enjoying the peace. You could swear you heardguitar playing in the distance, but decided to ignore it in favor ofresting your eyes. Before you knew it you were
Thank you, Netflix! EnglandxReaderTwo.Thirty.Five.a.m.That is the ungodly time England was woken up by a phone call. From the ringtone, "What makes you beautiful" (dawws), he knew it had to be ________."It's 2 in the sodding morning, _________. What the bloody hell do you want?!""Arthur, you need to get over here. Now."The serious in her voice as well as what she said kind of turned him on a little. And it showed in his response."W-what? Why?" He asked, a million dirty thoughts going through his head."Because they have 'Once Upon a Time' on Netflix!"England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house. Sure getting laid would've been b
EnglandXReader- Birthday SurpriseTomorrow was your 16th birthday, you will have nothing to do tomorrow because your friends are busy after school, even if it was a Friday night. You wanted to gather the courage to ask your crush somewhere but are too shy, even if he is your childhood friend. So you get in your pajamas and sleep..The next morning you get dressed up and go to school. You get through your first 4 classes and go to lunch. You notice England is over there and walk up to him, with your heart racing you manage to say his name. "A-Arthur!"He turns around to face you and waves. "Oh Hi ______. I was just going to look for you..Happy Birthday.""Thanks... Anyway..
England X Reader: Love Me For MeIt's been three years since you and England have been dating. You both loved eachother deeply and were even thinking about getting married. But, now all of that now changed all because of a fight that you both had. He yelled at you, you yelled at him, and the outcome was you slapping him on the face and running out of his front door crying. The fight happened at least a week ago and even though you both fought eachother, he still called you everyday. He still had feelings for you and every call that he made to you was just to tell you that he was sorry and that he still loved you. You still had feelings for him too. You just guess that the bo
England x reader: The mint colored bundle REQUESTEngland x reader : The mint colored bundleREQUEST for the lovely summercatxo!!I had no ideas, so my older bro said pet shop. I`m gonna try this!(A/N: Sorry if flying mint bunnies OOC, it`s hard to pin point his attitude with only like, 4 clips of him XD)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You exhale a cloud of white ‘smoke’ as you walk to your job, the pet shop. You wore a thick (f/c) jacket covering your (f/c) graphic tee and some jeans. You make more ‘smoke’ laughing about how childish it was.You glance around the two streets you are walking on, empty. You finally let a large puf
Magic (EnglandXReader) (Name) (l/n) was doing the dishes after dinner with her husband, Arthur Kirkland. Their two eight-month old children were playing in the living room with some of the toys their father made for them. You sighed happily. It was such a peaceful night and you could hear the crickets chirping. You and Arthur watched the sun go down through the window above the sink. Reds, oranges, and yellows gave way to navy blue dotted with bright stars. Arthur wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head in the crook of your neck. A happy smile made its way onto your face as his warm breath cascaded onto your neck. Suddenly, an idea made its way in
England x Reader-The Greeting of LoveThe song had almost ended when you heard a sudden crash and banging noise from behind the stage where you were playing causing you to gasp in surprise."Wh-Who's there?" you stammered trembling in place, your feet cemented to the floor.All of a sudden, you heard a quiet storm of cursing before someone revealed himself from the back covered in shambles of broken wood and crinkled sheet music."Bloody hell, it was too dark. I knew where I was going "The young man in front of you had messy blonde hair barely covering a pair of bright emerald green eyes underneath the bushiest eyebrows you had ever seen. He was wearing an embarrassed e
Love Overpowers Taste (England X Reader)"(Name)! (Name)! Wait a moment, love!" The World Meeting just finished and you were walking outside before you heard your British crush calling for you. Immediately, you fixed your (h/c) (long/short) hair to something that looked decent before turning around with a cute smile."Hello, Arthur! Oh what's this?" You asked; he had been holding a clear food container full of what looked like black lumps. You were a rather new country of (Country Name) but everyone and I mean EVERYONE warned you of England's less than stellar cooking abilities. (Bluntly: they told you that never to try his food unless you want to be in the hospital.)The light haired man gave a smile and handed you the package (HAHA HAVE FUN WITH THAT), "It's for you, love! I realized I have not gave you some of my excellent homemade scones. Here, try one!" He took out a scone or what was supposed to be a scone and handed it to you; it was burned black, and was heavy as a rock. You gulped an
England x Reader (You Can't!)England was acting rather strange, and by 'strange', I mean even weirder than him talking to his supposed magical friends. It was as though he was suddenly trying to avoid you, which was unusual since you had been dating for six years. Whenever you tried to talk to him, he would ramble on about some excuse to leave or simply just head off at a different direction. Sometimes you could even feel his presence lurking shyly behind walls, as if he wanted but could not for whatever reason talk to you. This behaviour annoyed you; where was his gentlemanly side?So one day as you were sulking around on the couch, you received a call from your Britis
EnglandxReader- The StageYou stared up at the stage, bottle of beer in one hand, chattering friends all around you. Somehow they had convinced you to come to this weird male strip club that had just opened and was supposed to be fantastic. Men from all different countries showed off their amazing bodies on stage for drunk, lonely women.So far, you were dubious. Sure that albino "Prussian" was incredibly hot and the Frenchman with all the roses was handsome but other than that… nothing. And then the Brit came onstage.He wore nothing but a pair of underpants in the colors of the British flag. He had messy blonde hair and brilliant green eyes with ridiculous
Take Care of You England x Reader Arthur had always been there for (f/n). In Kindergarten, where they met, when her pencil broke, he'd given her one of his. Whenever she got lunch she didn't like, or had forgotten her lunchbox, he shared his lunch with her. When her goldfish died, he'd comforted her. He was still there in middle school. When she couldn't go to the first dance because she was sick, he stayed home with her. He auditioned for band with her when she'd been too scared to do so alone. When her first real crush broke her heart, he was there to convince her he was a jerk and didn't deserve her. That was when he realised he loved (f/n). And on into h
-Songfic- APH England x DJ!Reader - Lost In StereoLOST IN STEREO Pairing: England x DJ! ReaderWarnings: -none- -----------------------------------(Lost in stereo, lost in stereo)(Lost in stereo, lost in stereo)She works for the weekendMixtape of her favorite bandsTearin' up the radioLost in the stereo's soundShe's trouble in a tank topPretty little time bomb, blowin' upTake you down, living in the radioLost in the stereo's sound~~~~~~~~~~Arthur's POV~~~~~~~~~~"Cheer up Iggy~""How can I cheer up when I can even barely hear myself thinking you git! And don't call me that!""Geez, you don't need to scream! Besides, it's your birthday! Lighten up a bit why don't
Weak spots- EnglandxReaderToday was turning out to very boring for Arthur. Even with his usually entertaining girlfriend ___________ over, this day was turning out to be boring.Of course, perhaps if said girlfriend was paying more attention to him rather than… whatever the hell she was looking at on her laptop, that might help things a little bit."Remind me why I invited you over again?" He asked, annoyed."You tell me." Was your oh-so-concerned reply.An anime vein popped on Arthur's head and he growled. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe I just wanted to spend time with my girlfriend. You know, without her laptop?"You groaned and rolled your eyes, which didn't leave
Royal Ball. - King!England x Reader.You were a servant. A lowly viewed ant who no one cared about.He was a king. A high and mighty ruler who had everything he wanted at his fingertip.Never would they collide. All you know was that you could never get close to him.Ever.Today was the day of the seasonal festival and the whole castle was busy, thrown in preparation."Did you hear? King Arthur of Great Britain will be coming tonight as well!" You heard one of the maid say."Really?" The other replied and sighed. "But we servants will never get a chance to dance with him. He's a king; who are we kidding..." They only walked away, carrying the decorations elsewhere to post.